GO SPEEDRACER, GO

Kinja'd!!! "Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7)
01/24/2014 at 20:14 • Filed to: Fourza

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Using the stock Austin Healy Sprite around the Nordschleife and managed a lap time in a blistering 12:53.838.

Hugging those corners real tight, I had that Sprite screaming like a Grand Prix car as I clipped the apexes with the precision of a drunk basset hound. My speed was such that Lone Star would assume my entire wardrobe had gone plaid along with my car.

Move over Blackbird, there's a new King of Speed in town.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 20:16

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Thats slower than a ford transit!


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > offroadkarter
01/24/2014 at 20:17

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Well some of those 45 horses must have been slacking! Might need to up their oat intake.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 20:22

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You need to step up your game (literally)

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I took this picture! It's so beautiful!


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 20:27

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It may not have been the fastest car on the Ring, but it sure was the happiest car to do it.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Brian Silvestro
01/24/2014 at 20:27

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why the devil is it oriented in portrait?


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > offroadkarter
01/24/2014 at 20:28

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they'd destroy a transit in autocross though I reckon.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
01/24/2014 at 20:28

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I would be very surprised if it didn't...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
01/24/2014 at 20:31

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I rotated the camera, took the picture in landscape (it was sideways), then rotated it again in iPhoto to stand it up.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 20:42

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Much missed opportunity, such missing funnies.

That sprite should have been screaming like a frog, taking apexes with the precision of a toad.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 20:51

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948 cc of twin sidedraft carburettor'd ferocity. I love 'em :)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan Clifford > Brian Silvestro
01/24/2014 at 20:58

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Batteries in my controller just died while I was flinging a focus RS around Laguna Seca while dodging track day traffic, I thought I had blown the engine until the disconnected controller window popped up. FM5 is probably the prettiest game I have ever seen (even though I spend all my time inside the car tilting my head like a moron).


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jordan Clifford
01/24/2014 at 21:00

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It's so fun. The only downside to this game is no nurburgring. Other then that it's perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Brian Silvestro
01/24/2014 at 21:14

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I need money to step up my console as well, in due time.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
01/24/2014 at 21:15

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You won't be disappointed.